Funny Anniversary Quotes
Funny Quotes
"All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble."
- Funny Anniversary Quotes by Raymond Hull
"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
- Funny Anniversary Quotes by Socrates
"Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day."
- Funny Anniversary Quotes by Gene Perret
"Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought."
- Funny Anniversary Quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event."
- Funny Anniversary Quotes by Oscar Wilde
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
- Funny Anniversary Quotes by Henry Youngman
"Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.""
- Funny Anniversary Quotes by Anonymous
"It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
- Funny Anniversary Quotes by Rita Rudner
"Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose."
- Funny Anniversary Quotes by Beverly Nichols
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met."
- Funny Anniversary Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
"An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow."
- Funny Anniversary Quotes by Anonymous
"A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short."
- Funny Anniversary Quotes by Andre Maurois
"A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year."
- Funny Anniversary Quotes by Anonymous
"Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots."
- Funny Anniversary Quotes by Hoosier Farmer
"Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night."
- Funny Anniversary Quotes by Paul Hornung
"One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again."
- Funny Anniversary Quotes by Judith Viorst
"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
- Funny Anniversary Quotes by Milton Berle
"Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences."
- Funny Anniversary Quotes by Isadora Duncan
