Funny Anniversary Quotes

"All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble."
- Raymond Hull

"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
- Socrates

"Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day."
- Gene Perret

"Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event."
- Oscar Wilde

"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
- Henry Youngman

"Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.""
- Anonymous

"It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
- Rita Rudner

"Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose."
- Beverly Nichols

"My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow."
- Anonymous

"A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short."
- Andre Maurois

"A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year."
- Anonymous

"Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots."
- Hoosier Farmer

"Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night."
- Paul Hornung

"One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again."
- Judith Viorst

"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
- Milton Berle

"Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences."
- Isadora Duncan

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