Funny Alcohol Quotes
Funny Quotes
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
- Funny Alcohol Quotes by Frank Sinatra
"Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having."
- Funny Alcohol Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
"The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism."
- Funny Alcohol Quotes by Norman Brenner
"Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off."
- Funny Alcohol Quotes by Raymond Chandler
"Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life."
- Funny Alcohol Quotes by George Bernard Shaw
"Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker."
- Funny Alcohol Quotes by Ogden Nash
"There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them."
- Funny Alcohol Quotes by Terry Pratchett
"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
- Funny Alcohol Quotes by Winston Churchill
"Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts."
- Funny Alcohol Quotes by Finley Peter Dunne
"Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems."
- Funny Alcohol Quotes by Dan Castellaneta
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
- Funny Alcohol Quotes by Hunter S. Thompson
"Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend."
- Funny Alcohol Quotes by Gerard Way
