Funny 50th Birthday Quotes
Funny Quotes
"From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash."
- Funny 50th Birthday Quotes by Sophie Tucker
"The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down."
- Funny 50th Birthday Quotes by T. S. Eliot
"After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can't fool him by saying he's pretty."
- Funny 50th Birthday Quotes by E.W. House
"At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves."
- Funny 50th Birthday Quotes by George Orwell
"Looking fifty is great--if you're sixty."
- Funny 50th Birthday Quotes by Joan Rivers
"The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life."
- Funny 50th Birthday Quotes by Muhammad Ali
"On my 50th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument."
- Funny 50th Birthday Quotes by Author Unknown
"If you cannot do great things at the age of 50, do small things in a great way."
- Funny 50th Birthday Quotes by Napoleon Hill
"Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that, whenever you see someone young and happy, you can hit them as hard as you can across the face."
- Funny 50th Birthday Quotes by Richard Griffiths
"Nobody expects to trust his body overmuch after the age of fifty."
- Funny 50th Birthday Quotes by Edward Hoagland
"I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent."
- Funny 50th Birthday Quotes by Wendy Cope
"Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty."
- Funny 50th Birthday Quotes by Coco Chanel
"I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming... suddenly you find - at the age of 50, say - that a whole new life has opened before you."
- Funny 50th Birthday Quotes by Agatha Christie
"The heyday of woman's life is the shady side of fifty."
- Funny 50th Birthday Quotes by Elizabeth Cady Stanton
"By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have found out that only a few things are really important. We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves."
- Funny 50th Birthday Quotes by Marie Dressler
