Food Quotes
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake.”
- Food Quotes by50 Cent quotes
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.”
- Food Quotes byLynda Montgomery
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food.”
- Food Quotes by George Bernard Shaw
"Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think”
- Food Quotes by Tom Wilson
"I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food”
- Food Quotes by Erma Bombeck
"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
- Food Quotes by W. C. Fields
"Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.”
- Food Quotes by Socrates
"Sacred cows make the best hamburger”
- Food Quotes byMark Twain
"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
- Food Quotes byJulia Child
"Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.”
- Food Quotes by Woody Allen
"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.”
- Food Quotes by Woody Allen
"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside”
- Food Quotes by Mark Twain
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”
- Food Quotes by J.R.R. Tolkien
"There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
- Food Quotes by Mahatma Gandhi
"When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes.”
- Food Quotes by Desiderius Erasmus
"Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.”
- Food Quotes bySarah Bernhardt
"Food is our common ground, a universal experience.”
- Food Quotes by James Beard
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.”
- Food Quotes byYogi Berra
"Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces”
- Food Quotes by Judith Viorst
"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.”
- Food Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah."
- Food Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
"The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.”
- Food Quotes by Woody Allen
"I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.”
- Food Quotes byMitch Hedberg
"The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.”
- Food Quotes by Edward Koch
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.”
- Food Quotes byOscar Wilde
"Food is to eat, not to frame and hang on the wall.”
- Food Quotes byWilliam Denton
"It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, "You're on your own, Bernice.”
- Food Quotes by Erma Bombeck
"Mother's words of wisdom: "Answer me! Don't talk with food in your mouth!"
- Food Quotes by Erma Bombeck
"Man is born to eat”
- Food Quotes by Craig Claiborne
"The lion is most handsome when looking for food”
- Food Quotes by Jalal ad-Din Rumi
"Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.”
- Food Quotes by Marcus Tullius Cicero
"I have learned from an early age to abjured the use of meat, and the time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of animals as they now look upon the murder of men”
- Food Quotes by Leonardo da Vinci
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”
- Food Quotes by Fran Lebowitz
"If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as are the souls of those who live under tyranny.”
- Food Quotes byThomas Jefferson
"A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.”
- Food Quotes by David Brenner
"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”
- Food Quotes byDoug Larson
"According to the saying of an ancient philosopher, one should eat to live, and not live to eat”
- Food Quotes by Moliere
"A human can be healthy without killing animals for food. Therefore if he eats meat he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite.”
- Food Quotes byLeo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
"It is the food which you furnish to your mind that determines the whole character of your life”
- Food Quotes by Emmet Fox
"Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him”
- Food Quotes by Helen Rowland
"A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.”
- Food Quotes by Katherine Whitehorn
"Fame is a fickle food - Upon a shifting plate”
- Food Quotes by Emily Dickinson
"A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.”
- Food Quotes by James Beard
"More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.”
- Food Quotes by John Kenneth Galbraith
"During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.”
- Food Quotes by W. C. Fields
"The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose”
- Food Quotes by Garrison Keillor
"Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.”
- Food Quotes by William Hazlitt
"Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?”
- Food Quotes by Neil Gaiman
"God gives all birds their food but does not drop it into their nests”
- Food Quotes by Danish Proverb
"I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your din-din.”
- Food Quotes by Bette Davis
"The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.”
- Food Quotes by Dave Barry
"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”
- Food Quotes byW. C. Fields
