Douglas Adams Quotes

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Integrity Quotes, Vice Quotes, Money Quotes

The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.

Thought Quotes, Mind Quotes

It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent blindingly obvious. The cry 'I could have thought of that' is a very popular and misleading one, for the fact is that they didn't, and a very significant and revealing fact it is too.

Thought Quotes, Mind Quotes

 

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.

Taxes Quotes

The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.

Reality Quotes

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

Problems Quotes

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space.

Mind Quotes

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Learning Quotes, Lying Quotes

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Learning Quotes, Lying Quotes

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Love Quotes

Life is wasted on the living.

Life Quotes

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.

Life Quotes, Hope Quotes

The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.

Integrity Quotes

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

Ability Quotes, Experience Quotes

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Beginning Quotes

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

Accounting Quotes

It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

Accounting Quotes