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Cool Funny Quotes

"You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music."
- Cool Funny Quotes by Jim Carrey

"We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can."
- Cool Funny Quotes by Will Rogers

"To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am."
- Cool Funny Quotes by Bernard Baruch

"It's pathetic the way some animals beg at the table. Where is your pride, Odie?"
- Cool Funny Quotes by Garfield

"I am not bound to please thee with my answer."
- Cool Funny Quotes by Shakespeare

"A man in love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished."
- Cool Funny Quotes by Zsa Zsa Gabor

"In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television."
- Cool Funny Quotes by Erma Bombeck

"You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change."
- Cool Funny Quotes by John Cleese

"Vision is the art of seeing things invisible."
- Cool Funny Quotes by Jonathan Swift

"Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives."
- Cool Funny Quotes by Maurice Chevalie

"Why can't I just eat my waffle?"
- Cool Funny Quotes by Barack Obama

"What Washington needs is adult supervision."
- Cool Funny Quotes by Barack Obama

"However, it is always nice to be expected, and not to arrive."
- Cool Funny Quotes by Oscar Wilde

"All art is quite useless."
- Cool Funny Quotes by Oscar Wilde

"I can see why running next to me would be embarrassing for you."
- Cool Funny Quotes by Phoebe Buffay

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
- Cool Funny Quotes by Robert Frost

"I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me."
- Cool Funny Quotes by Warren Buffet

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."
- Cool Funny Quotes by George W. Bush

"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything; the young know everything."
- Cool Funny Quotes by Oscar Wilde

"Oh sure. Even communism works. In theory."
- Cool Funny Quotes by Homer Simpson

"Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins."
- Cool Funny Quotes by Henry Ward Beecher

"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."
- Cool Funny Quotes by George Bernard Shaw

"I have nothing to declare except my genuis."
- Cool Funny Quotes by Oscar Wilde

"The more things change, the more they remain the same."
- Cool Funny Quotes by Alphonse Karr

"No need for a second opinion."
- Cool Funny Quotes by Garfield

"I don't know if I even have an aura, man. I just try to win."
- Cool Funny Quotes by Tiger Woods

"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened."
- Cool Funny Quotes by Jennifer Yane

"What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are."
- Cool Funny Quotes by Alanis Morissette




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