Birthday Quotes
"First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly."
- Birthday Quotes by Branch Rickey
"I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now."
- Birthday Quotes by Author Unknown
"We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it."
- Birthday Quotes by Author Unknown
"Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life."
- Birthday Quotes by Herbert Asquith
"There is still no cure for the common birthday."
- Birthday Quotes by John Glenn
"Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself."
- Birthday Quotes by Tom Wilson
“The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.”
- Birthday Quotes by E. Joseph Cossman
"A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun." Enjoy the trip."
- Birthday Quotes by Author Unknown
“Birthday Bring Along A truly wonderful chance to leave aside every care and simply enjoy. Have An Extra - Special Birthday.”
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"Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time."
- Birthday Quotes by Jean Paul Richter
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
- Birthday Quotes by Chili Davis
"You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience."
- Birthday Quotes by Author Unknown
"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."
- Birthday Quotes by Sam Ewing
"All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.."
- Birthday Quotes by George Harrison
"Youth is a disease from which we all recover."
- Birthday Quotes by Dorothy Fulheim
“If there's something that you're dreaming of then may it all come true, because you deserve it all...HAPPY BIRTHDAY.”
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"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."
- Birthday Quotes by George Bernard Shaw
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
- Birthday Quotes by Lucille Ball
"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left."
- Birthday Quotes by Jerry M. Wright
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."
- Birthday Quotes by Larry Lorenzoni
"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."
- Birthday Quotes by Author Unknown
"Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician."
- Birthday Quotes by Author Unknown
"They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body."
- Birthday Quotes by Author Unknown
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened."
- Birthday Quotes by Jennifer Yane
"Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever."
- Birthday Quotes by Don Marquis
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
"- Birthday Quotes by Charles Schulz
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
- Birthday Quotes by Robert Frost
"Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier."
- Birthday Quotes by Dan Bennett
"the birthday of my life Is come, my love is come to me."
- Birthday Quotes by Christina Georgina Rossetti
"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act."
- Birthday Quotes by Truman Capote
"I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius."
- Birthday Quotes by George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997
"From our birthday, until we die,
Is but the winking of an eye."
- Birthday Quotes by William Butler Yeats
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
- Birthday Quotes by Bob Hope
“Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of 'you' to the world.”
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“Hope your Birthday gently breezes into your life all the choicest of things and all that your heart holds dear Have A Fun- Filled Day.”
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