Good Friday Quotes
Good Friday
- Charlie: This is like a bad night in Vietnam.
- Colin: Two large Bushmills, please, darlin'.
- Erroll: Well, he don't like Colin. I mean, queers get right up his hooter, you know?
Harold: After what happened this morning, you'd have to find his hooter to get up it.
Erroll: Is something up with him, then?
Harold: Well, let's put it this way. Apart from his asshole being about fifty yards away from his brains, and the choirboys playing "'unt the thimble" with the rest of him, he ain't too happy.
- Harold: "Nothing unusual," he says! Eric's been blown to smithereens, Colin's been carved up, and I've got a bomb in me casino, and you say nothing unusual?
- Harold: 'Ere, 'old up, where's Victoria?
- Harold: Alan found him dying. He'd been nailed to the floor.
Jeff: When was this, then?
Harold: Well, it must've been just after you saw him and just before Alan saw him. Otherwise, you'd have noticed, wouldn't you? I mean, a geezer nailed to the floor. A man of your education would definitely have spotted that, wouldn't he?
- Harold: Don't you ever tell me what I can or can't do! Bent law can be tolerated for as long as they're lubricating, but you have become definitely parched. If I was you, I'd run for cover and close the hatch, 'cause you're gonna wind up on one of those meat hooks, my son.
- Harold: Don't you ever worry about your liver?
Jeff: Nah, we're just good friends.
- Harold: For more than ten years there's been peace - everyone to his own patch. We've all had it sweet. I've done every single one of you favours in the past - I've put money in all your pockets. I've treated you well, even when you was out of order, right? Well now there's been an eruption. It's like fuckin' Belfast on a bad night. One of my closest friends is lyin' out there in the freezer. And believe me, all of you, nobody goes home until I find out who done it, and why.
- Harold: I want the name of your top gras.
Parky: He trusts me Harold, I've known him a long time.
Harold: Then you should remember his name.
- Harold: I'll have his carcass dripping blood by midnight.
- Harold: I'm glad I found out in time just what a partnership with a pair of wankers like you would've been. A sleeping partner's one thing, but you're in a fucking coma! No wonder you've got an energy crisis, you're so under the water!
- Harold: I'm setting up the biggest deal in Europe with the hardest organization since Hitler stuck as swastika on his jockstrap.
Harold: It's Good Friday. Have a Bloody Mary.
- Harold: It's my manor!
Parky: Not anymore Harold, they're taking it away from you.
- Harold: Move to the car, Billy, or I'll blow your spine off.
Billy: That's not a shooter, is it, Harold?
Harold: Oh don't be silly, Billy. Would I come hunting for you with me fingers?
- Harold: No one's heard nothing? That just ain't natural. It's like one of them silent, deadly farts. No clue, and then pow, you go cross-eyed.
- Harold: Remember, scare the shit out of them, but don't damage them. I want 'em conscious and talkative. And lads, try and be discreet, eh?
- Harold: Tell 'em what your name is.
Razors: Razors
Harold: Or as the youth of today call him, the human spirograph.
- Harold: The Mafia? I've shit 'em.
- Harold: The Yanks love snobbery. They really feel they've arrived in England if the upper class treats 'em like shit.
- Harold: We're looking for people who can contribute to what England has given the world: culture, genius, sophistication. Bit more than an 'ot dog, know what I mean?
- Harold: What the hell was Colin doing with a Lime'ouse minicab driver in Belfast?
Jeff: Colin can't drive.
Harold: Oh, that makes sense. Second question: Belfast? What was he doing there? I know Colin fancies soldiers, but that's taking his buggery a bit far, isn't it?
- Harold: Who's having a go at me? Can you think of anyone who might have an old score to settle or something?
Razors: Who's big enough to take you on?
Harold: Well, there were a few.
Razors: Like who?
Harold: Yeah, they're all dead.
- Harold: You don't crucify people! Not on Good Friday!
- Jeff: I wanna lick every inch of you...
Victoria: Saved by the bell. Goodnight.
- Pool Attendant: They kept it all incognito. They're gonna collect the body in an ice cream van.
Harold: There's a lot of dignity in that, isn't there? Going out like a raspberry ripple.
