I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.
- Harlan Miller
There are many stages to a man's life. In the first stage, he is young and eager, like a beaver. In the second stage, he wants to build
For the spirit of Christmas fulfils the greatest hunger of mankind.
- Loring A. Schuler
Americans have always had an ambivalent attitude toward intelligence. When they feel threatened, they want a lot of it, and when they don't, they regard the whole thing as somewhat immoral.
- Vernon A Walters Nice
Where there is much desire to learn, there of necessity will be much arguing, much writing, many opinions; for opinions in good men is but knowledge in the making.
- Author : John Milton Witty
Sing hey! Sing hey!
For Christmas Day;
Twine mistletoe and holly.
For a friendship glows
In winter snows,
And so let's all be jolly!
- Author Unknown
things, like dams, and maybe chew down some trees. In the third stage, he feels trapped, and then 'skinned.'' I'm not sure what the fourth stage - is.
- Jack Handey Deep
Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing
Centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking
It used to take courage--indeed, it was the act of courage par excellence--to leave the comforts of home and family and go out into the world
Seeking adventure. Today there are fewer places to discover, and the real adventure is to stay at home.
- Alvaro de Solva
Keep your Christmas-heart open all the year round.
- Jessica Archmint
When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
- G.K. Chesterton
Lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago
Followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.
- Dave Barry
Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.
- Bertrand Russell
If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill a president of the United States, he can do it. All he must be prepared to do is give his life for the president's.
- Author : John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Top erceive Christmas through its wrapping becomes more difficult with every year.
- E.B. White