Two and a Half Men Season 11

Country of origin United States
Original channel CBS
Original run September 26, 2013 – present
Season chronology

Cast

Main

  • Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt (19 episodes)
  • Jon Cryer as Alan Harper (19 episodes)
  • Amber Tamblyn as Jenny (18 episodes – first 5 as recurring)
  • Conchata Ferrell as Berta (19 episodes)
  • Marin Hinkle as Judith Harper-Melnick (1 episode)
  • Holland Taylor as Evelyn Harper-Pepper (3 episodes)

Recurring

  • Courtney Thorne-Smith as Lyndsey McElroy (11 episodes)
  • D. B. Sweeney as Larry (7 episodes)
  • Clark Duke as Barry (6 episodes)
  • Aly Michalka as Brooke (5 episodes)
  • Odette Annable as Nicole (3 episodes)
  • Paula Marshall as Paula (2 episodes)
  • Kimberly Williams-Paisley as Gretchen (4 episodes)
  • Jeff Probst as himself (2 episodes)
  • Carl Reiner as Marty Pepper (2 episodes)
  • Brooke D'Orsay as Kate (2 episodes)

Special Guest Appearances

  • Lynda Carter as herself
  • Brian Stepanek as Arthur
  • Melanie Lynskey as Rose
  • Mimi Rogers as Robin Schmidt
  • Marion Ross as Margaret, Jeff Probst's grandmother
  • Tim Conway as Tim
  • Steve Lawrence as Steve
  • Garry Marshall as Garry
  • Mila Kunis as Vivian
  • Jane Lynch as Dr. Linda Freeman
  • Brad Paisley as Derek

Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episodes

No. in
series
No. in
season
Title Directed by Written by Original air date U.S. viewers
(millions)
225 1 "Nangnangnangnang" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Susan McMartin (story)
Don Reo, Jim Patterson & Steve Tompkins (teleplay)
September 26, 2013 11.59
226 2 "I Think I Banged Lucille Ball" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Alissa Neubauer (story)
Don Reo, Jim Patterson & Jeff Lowell (teleplay)
October 3, 2013 9.34
227 3 "This Unblessed Biscuit" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Jim Patterson (story)
Don Reo, Matt Ross & Matt Searle (teleplay)
October 10, 2013 9.14v
228 4 "Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Susan McMartin (story)
Jim Patterson, Don Reo & Steve Tompkins (teleplay)
October 17, 2013 8.59
229 5 "Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003" James Widdoes Steve Tompkins, Alissa Neubauer & Don Reo (story)
Jim Patterson, Jeff Lowell & Jim Vallely (teleplay)
October 24, 2013 8.53
230 6 "Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants" James Widdoes Don Reo, Susan McMartin & Jon Cryer (story)
Jim Patterson, Tim Kelleher & Jeff Lowell (teleplay)
November 7, 2013 8.27
231 7 "Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie" James Widdoes Jim Patterson, Steve Tompkins & Jeff Lowell (story)
Don Reo, Matt Ross & Max Searle (teleplay)
November 14, 2013 8.66
232 8 "Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room." James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson and Steve Tompkins (story)
Don Reo, Susan McMartin and Saladin Patterson (teleplay)
November 21, 2013 8.69
233 9 "Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer" James Widdoes Don Reo, Tim Kelleher, Nathan Chetty (story)
Jim Patterson, Saladin Patterson, Jim Valley (teleplay)
December 5, 2013 8.47
234 10 "On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!" James Widdoes Don Reo, Jim Patterson, Jeff Lowell (story)
Saladin Patterson, Matt Ross, Max Searle (teleplay)
December 12, 2013 8.54
235 11 "Tazed in the Lady Nuts" James Widdoes Tim Kelleher, Jeff Lowell and Jim Vallely (story)
Don Reo, Jim Patterson and Steve Tompkins (teleplay)
January 2, 2014 8.74
236 12 "Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball." James Widdoes Don Reo, Susan McMartin and Leslie Shapira (story)
Jim Patterson, Matt Ross and Matt Searle (teleplay)
January 9, 2014 9.58
237 13 "Bite Me, Supreme Court" James Widdoes Tim Kelleher, Jeff Lowell and Jim Vallely (story)
Don Reo, Jim Patterson and Steve Tompkins (teleplay)
January 30, 2014 8.86
238 14 "Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe" James Widdoes Story: Don Reo, Jim Patterson and Maria Espada Pearce
Teleplay: Steve Tompkins, Saladin K. Patterson and Susan McMartin
February 6, 2014 8.32
239 15 "Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin" James Widdoes Story: Jim Patterson, Tim Kelleher and Jim Vallely
Teleplay: Don Reo, Matt Ross and Max Searle
February 27, 2014 10.02
240 16 "How to Get Rid of Alan Harper" James Widdoes Story: Saladin K. Patterson, Jim Vallely and Leslie Schapira
Teleplay: Don Reo, Jim Patterson, and Jeff Lowell
March 6, 2014 10.38
241 17 "Welcome Home, Jake" James Widdoes Story: Don Reo, Jim Patterson and Saladin K. Patterson
Teleplay: Tim Kelleher, Matt Ross and Max Searle
March 13, 2014 9.43
242 18 "West Side Story" James Widdoes Story: Don Reo, Jim Patterson and Susan McMartin
Teleplay: Jeff Lowell, Matt Ross and Max Searle
April 3, 2014 9.23
243 19 "Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick" James Widdoes Story: Jeff Lowell, Matt Ross and Max Searle
Teleplay: Don Reo, Jim Patterson and Steve Tompkins
April 10, 2014 9.55
244 20 "Lotta Delis in Little Armenia" James Widdoes Story: Don Reo, Steve Tompkins and Saladin K. Patterson
Teleplay: Jim Patterson, Tim Kelleher and Jim Vallely
April 24, 2014 9.35
245 21 "Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot" James Widdoes Story:Jim Patterson, Matt Ross and Max Searle
Teleplay: Don Reo, Steve Tompkins and Susan McMartin
May 1, 2014 8.97
246 22 "Oh, Wald-e, Good Times Ahead" James Widdoes Story: Don Reo, Jim Patterson, Tim Kelleher and Jim Vallely
Teleplay: Steve Tompkins, Jeff Lowell, Matt Ross and Max Searle
May 8, 2014 8.35

Ratings

U.S. Nielsen and DVR ratings

Order Episode Viewers
(millions)
18–49
Rating
Weekly
rank
Viewers
(millions)
Rating
(18–49)
Total viewers
(millions)
Total
(18–49)
Live ratings DVR ratings
1 "Nangnangnangnang" 11.59 2.9 16 2.77 0.8 14.36 3.7
2 "I Think I Banged Lucille Ball" 9.34 2.4 N/A N/A N/A N/A N/A
3 "This Unblessed Biscuit" 9.14 2.3 22 2.67 N/A 11.81 N/A
4 "Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank" 8.59 2.1 N/A 2.93 1.1 11.52 3.2
5 "Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003" 8.53 2.3 N/A 2.58 0.9 11.10 3.2
6 "Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants" 8.27 2.0 N/A 2.61 1.0 10.88 3.0
7 "Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie" 8.66 2.1 N/A N/A 0.9 N/A 3.0
8 "Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room." 8.69 2.1 25 2.44 0.9 11.13 3.0
9 "Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer" 8.47 2.3 22 2.30 0.8 10.77 3.1
10 "On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!" 8.56 1.9 22 2.45 0.9 11.01 2.8
11 "Tazed in the Lady Nuts" 8.74 2.2 10 2.36 0.8 11.10 3.0
12 "Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball" 9.58 2.4 15 2.04 0.8 11.62 3.2
13 "Bite Me, Supreme Court" 8.86 2.0 21 2.37 0.8 11.23 2.8
14 "Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe" 8.32 1.9 25 2.38 0.8 10.70 2.7
15 "Cab Fare and a Bottle of Pencillin" 10.02 2.5 16 N/A N/A N/A N/A
16 "How to Get Rid of Alan Harper" 10.38 2.6 14 N/A N/A N/A N/A
17 "Welcome Home, Jake" 9.43 2.4 18 N/A N/A N/A N/A
18 "West Side Story" 9.23 2.5 18 N/A N/A N/A N/A
19 "Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang" 9.55 2.4 15 N/A N/A N/A N/A
20 "Lotta Delis in Little Armenia" 9.35 2.5 14 N/A N/A N/A N/A
21 "Dial 1-900-MIX-A-LOT" 8.97 2.1 N/A N/A N/A N/A N/A
22 "Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead" 8.35 2.1 N/A N/A N/A N/A N/A

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